I have happened across some statistics collected “for demographic reasons” by my University’s Students Union, as a result of their routine swipe of your student card whenever you show up for any paid night at the Uni bar. You wondered what it was for, right? Well now I can tell you!

The sample I’ve acquired is an excerpt of the statistics collected for ‘Project Friday’ at Legends, on Friday the 2nd May 2008:

Year of Study Attendees
1: 65 (52.42%)
2: 33 (26.61%)
3: 19 (15.32%)
M: 2 (1.61%)
Data not current: 5 (4.03%)

Gender Attendees
Male: 97 (78.23%)
Female: 22 (17.74%)
Data not current 5: (4.03%)

Department Attendees
Computing, Engineering & Technology: 111 (89.52%)
Health: 5 (4.03%)
Business School: 3 (2.42%)
Data not current: 5 (4.03%)

Study Site Attendees
STAFFORD: 116 (93.55%)
THOMAS TELFORD SCHOOL: 2 (1.61%)
STOKE: 1 (0.81%)
Data not current: 5 (4.03%)


78.23% male!

I’ve long-wondered what the ratio of males to females on the Stafford campus really is, but it appears that we truly are screwed: out-numbering the girls by over 3:1. What’s scarier is that 5 of the ‘patrons’ weren’t even identifiable as male or female.

One could suggest that this would be a blessing in disguise for the female minorities of Stafford, however, with an overwhelming majority of the male attendees being first-year Computing and Engineering students, it could quite possibly the reason why they don’t bother coming in the first place.

Oh, and one last thing: WHO LET THOSE TWO SCHOOL KIDS IN?!

(And no, I don’t care if they’re female!)